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anime convention

A means of fostering community acceptance for athletically challenged American college students under the guise of cultural appropriation.
I'll never be a pop star or join a pro sports team, but I might win first place in the kpop or video game contest at my county anime convention.
by LiliWhite May 24, 2019
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Geneva Convention

Canada's to-do list during WW1
The true story of how the Geneva convention was made is they found a to-do list in a Canadian solder's pocket
by Golliath33 March 6, 2023
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The Badly Named Convention

An annual gaming outlet in upstate NY. RPG's, Wargames, Card Games, Video Games etc.
"I went to The Badly Named Convention last year. It sure was fun."
by Chris Harasta October 7, 2006
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cattention

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.
by Weronika loves Franka October 15, 2012
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Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.
My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.
by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018
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Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
by The Chosen One September 2, 2014
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Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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