Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

contacts

Don't wear them to sleep.

Guy A: my friend wore contacts to sleep, and they got stuck on the back of her eye and she had surgery to remove them .... yeah

Guy B (deep voice): That's pretty G.

by collin z January 13, 2010

break contact

military term for retreating or to get out of a bad situation before it gets worse.

"that fat girl keeps talking to Brad."

"well he better break contact before he has a coyote date."

by blscott September 13, 2006

Asian Contagion

A strong attraction to Asian women. It may be either short lived or a chronic condition.

That bar last night gave me the Asian Contagion. That place was Thai heaven!

by TheRealCubert December 24, 2009

contacts

Little thin pieces of plastic that makes a geek or techie look hot.

*puts contacts in* I am not a dork anymore because I don't have these fucking glasses on me!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

contemplation

to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him

Contemplation - If toay was prefect there would be no need for tomorrow

by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005

contagious song syndrome

When one person starts to sing a song close to someone else who then starts to sing the same song subconsciously. Then that person sings it close to someone else and the chain continues.

When Bill started singing "Hotel California" George started singing and then Bob started to sing. Bill set off the contagious song syndrome.

by LEOGEO October 3, 2009