salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.

Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"

by blockpixelz June 20, 2022

Schrödinger’s Media Consumer

A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)

Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.

by TldrNud November 25, 2022

Schrödinger’s Media Consumer

A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)

Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.

by TldrNud November 25, 2022

He consumes acids

Phrase or statement that indicates that somebody is significantly overweight or obese, the latter of which is guaranteed caused by consuming more acidic foods than alkaline foods.

Person A: Nikocado Avocado is so fat and ugly
Person B: Yeah, that is because he consumes acids. All the time.

by justleafy2003 May 20, 2022

Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye

When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while

by Joe Bidome December 12, 2021

Consumed

To be consumed is to have one’s life consumed by the internet and it’s references.

“He spends all his time on the internet”
“Yea, he’s consumed”

by Opiumballs February 6, 2022

Oxygen Consumer

Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do

Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax

by RandomGuyFrom7days February 23, 2022