Boa Constrictor

When a male gets a visible erection while flirting with a female, and it is noticeable by gawked spectators.

He had a Boa Constrictor while flirting with the chick in the corner.

by Joe's tongue October 17, 2017

Ball constricted

When you shove your testicles in a woman’s vagina and she sneezes when you cum

Omg I heard Sarah ball constricted her boyfriend yesterday

by Oooooooomy October 23, 2020

Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.

Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out

by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021

anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.

Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.

by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022

Infidel contraversion

It's where the version of your life is indescribably revoked by infidel behaviour; at the most disbolocal levels of every level of society. By social transformation to extensional aspects, written by heavenly description understanding as a paralegal literary phychic.

In all types of infidel contraversion my character has been called into question and I have the right to legal defense representation over that

by anonymous June 3, 2023

The Lexicon of Constrained Characters

A dictionary of terms, phrases, and conventions people use in tweets, posts, texts, and limited-character media platforms.

My mom needs the Lexicon of Constrained Characters. She keeps putting periods at the ends of her tweets. I cannot stand her shouting!

by Makarios_ August 2, 2022

The Boa Constrictor

Dislocating your partner's jaw before they give you oral sex.

He gave her the boa constrictor so she could fit all of his manhood in her mouth.

by Jrockoff August 4, 2023