emotional constipation

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so

That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.

by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007

credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010

The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006

tonka construction

the best game ever made by hasbro i used to play that game for hours.

me at 6: tonka construction is teh shit
my brother at 12: shut up idiot

by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005

constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

Lost in the construction site

The severe anal attacking using power tools such as drills and Jack hammers for butthole pleasure. this all must take place in a construction site/ area of road work. once done with your severe anal torture, get some nice wet cement and a trowel and spackle that ass up. insert a cynder block while cement is wet.

"Bro what happened to you?!?"

"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"

"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"

by InstantBonersex February 20, 2015