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Congressi

A person who has grown up but still behaves like a 2 year child, immature, blabbering anything without facts, supports every anti progress work, supports all unethical means to achieve what he / she wants, supports anti-nationalists
Man why do behave like a Congressi
by abekuchhbolo December 28, 2019
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Chongled

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020
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Man Congee

Randall became so excited by Caitlin's nude clogging exhibition for his 40th birthday that he showered himself and his uncle's bouzouki in man congee.
by bc honey badger October 25, 2011
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freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.
teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!
by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011
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Harvard Model Congress

Harvard Model Congress otherwise known as HMC, is an annual simulation of Congress. The attendees comprise of the following:
1) Kids who really care about politics and usually get emotional about controversial issues
2) Kids who go exclusively for the HMC Dane

3) Kids who go to miss 2 days of school
4) The rest of the people there

Over 1500 high school students descend upon Boston for this event, usually the Sheraton hotel. All other hotel guests are royally pissed because it takes them 20 minutes to catch an elevator. While walking down the halls of the hotel floors, one can hear things from kids screaming about legislation to kids yelling about why they get the hotel bed to themselves. One of the most popular activities at HMC is to look out your hotel window and look for people doing strange things in their hotel rooms. Generally, boys look for babes undressing near the window with the curtain undrawn. While doing this, the odds of being mooned by a guy are about 200 times more likely than actually seeing a chick, let alone a hot one undressing near the window.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is making out with the Secretary of Defense!
Guy 2: What do you expect? This is the HMC dance.

Guy 1: Did you hear that they legally changed the drinking age to 12?
Guy 2: Sick man! Where did you hear about this?
Guy 1: I co-authored this bill at Harvard Model Congress.
by smt1192 June 4, 2020
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Congreganimals

Groups of individuals who seem to always find a way to congretate in a crowd like a group of unattended animals in front of an area that is supposed to be used an access way for others to pass through, e.g. doorways, stairwells, elevators, etc.
I really can't stand those stupid congreganimals standing there smoking their butts directly in front doorway of the building talking about their ugly spouses, can't they find a better place to discuss their misery!
by buttafingers January 20, 2010
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Conglamerous

the excited response when a friend confirms they will go on an epic drunken adventure
Boy: "Come to Wild Wings, it's magical"

Girl: "Ok I'm on my way"

Boy: "Conglamerous!"
by Kennedy2101 December 4, 2010
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