cocanal

Useing a penis to insert cocaine into the anal passages.

Elliotl and Will love to perform Cocanal

by peedoman July 2, 2014

cocaine poodle

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014

Coca-blast

To Masturbate, and consequently ejaculate, in the shower while taking a shower.
Usually done in secret, to avoid detection of masturbatory behavior by others.

"I wouldn't go in that bathroom if I were you."
"Why not? It's dirty?"
"Timmy was in the shower forever...he was probably coca-blasting all over the place!"

by Beau54 February 9, 2009

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

by StalePhish September 18, 2005

comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

concave titties

Where a persons titties are SO flat, they go back inside of them.

That girl has such concave titties, or are those dimples?

by Braybray AKA dimple tits February 21, 2014

Concave

When someone's head is concaved inwards like a brainlet or as if you dont have a brain. Used to diss someone for being a retard or as a threat.

"Yo Jimmy, you know that Nick guy? He's so fkn concave"

"Nick, watch your mouth or I will make you concave"

"Pass me the cheeky Nandos or I will concave your head"

by LANKDORD October 11, 2019