Coca-blast

To Masturbate, and consequently ejaculate, in the shower while taking a shower.
Usually done in secret, to avoid detection of masturbatory behavior by others.

"I wouldn't go in that bathroom if I were you."
"Why not? It's dirty?"
"Timmy was in the shower forever...he was probably coca-blasting all over the place!"

by Beau54 February 9, 2009

Coca-blast

The act of masturbating in the shower. Then when about to ejaculate does so on the tub floor, shower knobs, and if possible the shower head.

What the fuck is taking Timmy so long in the shower?

Oh, he's coca-blasting.

Does he do that often?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Debroah Morgan January 17, 2010

Coca Blastin

When one masturbates for over an hour while taking a shower.

I wasn't able to go into the bathroom for over an hour because my roommate was Coca Blastin all over the shower.

by Tom Mcfillihan I February 10, 2009

cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

by Roberto January 8, 2004

cockblast

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.

Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?

by danielle February 12, 2005

cockblaster

One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.

Ryan is such a cockblaster.

by Brian October 16, 2003

cockblaster

were a male uses his penis like a laser blaster, or well i'm sure you can guess the other meaning

he was using is penis like a laser blaster last night...
that is called a cockblaster

by areal name September 3, 2016