preempting

avoiding an attack, metaphorical or physical

He tried preempting his creditor by filing for bankruptcy.

The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.

by Nia010203040 November 10, 2013

preemptive pee

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.

Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.

by casadefox May 22, 2010

Preemptive unfriending

When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.

John: Why'd you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.

by AntonBordman August 31, 2012

Preemptive Pee Break

The act of going to the bathroom before your actually need to so that you do not have to go later.

Joe: I’m taking a preemptive pee break before the moive starts so I don’t miss the climax.

Tom: Good idea, I'm right behind ya man.

by Creativehandsnc August 23, 2009

preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.

Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"

by NickyG103 June 14, 2006

Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

by Jozzy November 6, 2007

premeeting

The spontaneous gathering that takes place in office restrooms five minutes before the top of the hour.

Guy one: I've got a meeting at ten, and Dick gets a little pissed if we take a break before it's over.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.

by techwriterTed August 16, 2013