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Conan O'Brien 

A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.
Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.
Conan O'Brien by DAR4652 August 28, 2006
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conan the niggabarian 

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.
damn, he conan the niggabarian.
conan the niggabarian by carl December 6, 2003

Conan O'Brien 

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.
Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.
Conan O'Brien by Allen C August 2, 2007

Conan the Barbarian 

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.
Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

Conan O'Brien 

Conan O'Brien is the name of the man found in a golden box in 1690 under the rule of King Esophies.

Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.

see Goldwasser.
Conan O'Brien left his golden box, and outside the box, some Goldwassers.

"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"
Conan O'Brien by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn September 1, 2005

Conan marais

He is a fucking poes. His dad calls him maroo and his mom is called mandy maclocklan. He is a Irish mother fucker

Conan Gray 

The most stupid person who doesn’t give a fuck about ppl, but loves his fans family and friends. He has a wife Ashley he loves to cook with her. He loves his noodle dance.
Person a: who is the person dancing like a noodle?
Person b: it’s CONAN GRAY and this is his professional performance of noodle dance he is expert.
Conan Gray by anonymous November 10, 2020