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Company Man

Someone who places their career above all other things, often at the cost of fun, friends, and human interaction. Often displays sycophantic behavior to earn favor from their superiors, similar to a "kiss ass" or "brown noser".
Poor Ryan, his girlfriend of 6 years dumped him because he never spent time with her. He was always at work. What a sad, sad, company man.
by fred_morales September 2, 2009
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compassion

All wisdom and compassion are eternaly linked.
by Nait June 21, 2006
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company bicycle

A female at work who has provided sexual attention to many of her male co-workers.
At Amazon Rasan and many others have screwed the company bicycle Nicole.
by John Daily April 15, 2008
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compaling

After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!
by Michael Dixon John Jay July 28, 2010
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compassion

Something only the truly hardcore and awesome people in this world possess. While it's popular to believe that only wusses are compassionate, this is not true, it takes guts to care. It's popular to call the compassionate names because people who don't care feel like bitches when they see us doing something they don't have the balls to do.

Anyone can lack compassion, it's easy, just do nothing that helps other people.
Compassion isn't to be confused with being a tool you become a tool by being compassionate and naive.
Guy1: That over-hyped celebrity tried to display compassion and gave 130k to the Salvation Army! Isn't she awesome??!!
Guy2: ohmygod she gave 0.4% of her massive fortune to an unbelievably inefficient idiot's charity? You're right! She IS amazing! She donated with a straight face!

Dude1: I saw Tony helping unload the food truck down at the food bank.
Dude2: Isn't Tony poor as hell, supporting his siblings on his 50 hour workweek, and trying to stay above water in college too? How does he find time to unload a food bank truck?
Dude3: It was on a weekend, guess he got a Saturday off.
Dude2: Damn I wish I was that cool, too bad it's so hard to be compassionate.
by Sibilus March 31, 2008
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Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003
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Compassionate

Able to understand people's feelings from personal experience.
The old widow was compassionate when she heard about death,because of her husband.
by SomeoneNew August 23, 2011
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