Hindsight Comeback

That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).

Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."

by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025

Comeback rock

The first piece of crack or meth, usually given free to a potential customer, in the hopes an addiction or desire for more will form.

I gave that fool a comeback rock. He was knocking on the door later that night for more.

by The real ODV March 13, 2025

Copy-Paste Comeback

When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.

(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.

by I'm The Only Truth April 6, 2017

Beta comeback

Something to say when somebody in a non-personal argument makes a personal insult or taunt. The personal attacker is obviously bested in the original argument but has no balls to admit that he or she is wrong, thus they resort to an irrelevant personal attack.

Best used around other people. Makes them see what you see - the douchebag is just a hollow whiny-boy

“how the hell do you know that? like actually, do you have any evidence whatsoever?”
“Lick my ass crack”
“beta comeback”

“dude don’t go out, we gotta be in best shape for the game tomorrow”
“Get a life”
“beta comeback”

by piano_max July 1, 2019

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

[DVD comeback]

When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke.

Man i want to go see X-Men Origins but im broke,ill just catch its DVD comeback.

by Davion Williams May 16, 2009

PRISTIN's comeback

What we all NEED. What Pledis MUST do. Something VERY important.

"When's PRISTIN's comeback?"

"We don't know! Pledis sucks!"

by Unbottled January 4, 2019