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Coliander

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.
Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!
by carthage March 9, 2009
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Colin Lark

The author of "What the F@ck Happened Last Night?" a book compiling 1 man’s uncommonly retarded, exceedingly drunken encounters recalled to the best of his abilities, with a little help from those that participated. A book about time travel
Have you read that book by Colin Lark?
by atl04coop November 20, 2009
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colin

Colin and dumbas that is at a 1st-grade level
Colin how did he pass 1st grade
by Cool af April 4, 2018
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colitas

A marajuana bud (word used in hotel california)
NOT made up by the Eagles.
Warm smell of colitas rising up in the air
by G-G-G-Geoff November 7, 2004
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Colin

Colin's are usually tall and athletic. They usually have soft, brown hair with hazel eyes. The name means "victory". Colin comes from the Latin word, Colm which means "God-like" or "Saint". Colin's are known to be defensive and protecting of close friends. They are mostly funny and cool but can have a short fuse if you mess with them. Colin's are great people when you get to know them and are mostly relaxed. Colin's are someone you want to hang on to because you will only get one shot at being his.
Colin is a great person when you get to know him. I missed my shot and I hope he finds someone better.
by Annonomuss#10 November 14, 2018
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colitissed

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea
I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!
by oxcol September 8, 2010
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colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit
Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday
by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014
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