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Cockboat

Ascii for \8===D/
\8===D/ hop into teh cockboat plz.!
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cocklock

A male chastity device, such as the cb-2000.
The groom was doomed to frustration when his wife put him in a cocklock on their honeymoon.
by maestrogrande January 3, 2007
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Cocktoberfest

A party where men outnumber the women
John - Hey Tom, how was the party last night?
Tom - It sucked man, it was a fucking Cocktoberfest.
by Ryan_Palmer July 13, 2007
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clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.
"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."
by Andrew July 2, 2004
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Cockgobler

A person who loves to put the male penis in their mouth and attempt to swallow it. A gay man who spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about the male anatomy, specifically the penis.
A woman who can swallow a large cock easily and always wants more.
That cockgobler kept staring at my crotch and talking about how she loves giving head.
by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004
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cocktosis

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".
After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.
by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009
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Cocktown

A place where people come from and live who have had an interaction with another person and acted like a COCK.

A Cock by this definition is a person who, for no real reason takes pleasure in doing, saying or treating others with no regard, compassion or general empathy to other human beings.
After I'd explained my financial situation and why my rent was late my landlord issued me an intent to evict notice. Welcome to Cocktown
by mayorofCT December 17, 2011
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