wild berry cream pie cocksickle

when a man sticks his penis in a frozen pie with berrys and his male/female sucks till he creams

hunny your for made the wild berry cream pie cocksickle or do u want it to freeze more ?

by cream pie shake July 30, 2009

cockshank

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.

A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'

by ~swan July 1, 2005

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003

cocksaki dickwhole

When you take your cock and stick it in an unclothed male's taint area while eating a corn muffin. Then, after finishing the muffin, (cock still in taint) you put vaginal fluid mixed with cheese wizz and place it gently into a ugly fat girl's blueberry cunt.

Cream of fish asswholes, cocksaki dickwhole.

by Boobas December 30, 2008

Cockcheck

A man(barely) who thinks he is always right, has no cock(except for the one in his ass), and is usually intolerable in all aspects of his life.

Josh Vagisil aka Cockcheck

by Gavid February 24, 2009

CockSock

A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.

The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.

Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.

Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.

by SquirrelPower October 24, 2008

Cockstalking

Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.

"Iv got enough cockstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!"

by MegRyan July 12, 2012