cocknapkin

someone with less than usual intellect or common sense; someone better suited as a napkin used to clean a cock.

- I just told my boss to fornicate with himself vigorously!

- Dude, you are such a cocknapkin. Now you'll be fired for sure.

by HypaereonFlux December 24, 2008

cocknesia

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

by 'Itten March 31, 2009

cocky snatch

An asshole who gets all cocky when he/she does something right for the first time.

asshole

BOB:I just beat you at that game for the first time.
BILL:Yea, and it only took you 2,000 tries, you cocky snatch.

by burritoboy December 22, 2008

Cocknish

1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.

2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.

2.) Munish Gandevia.

1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."

2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"

"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."

by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009

cockayne

A Man, or Woman, With a incredibly small pelvis with no genitalia.

John "Oh have you met Kieran, he's a right cockayne no dick at all"
Jeff "Oh shit. Who told you this Hannah May?"
John "Yes, lol m9"

by FuckerBoi69 September 29, 2015

Cocky

being Cocky when people are rude or lose their shit for no reason

Greg is being cocky because he’s cranky and tired

by Leah4528 December 18, 2017

Cocknocker

A dumb ass bitch who is an absolute dick head

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker

by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019