cockblocker

someone who prevents you from getting pussy

i hate you, you fucking cockblocker

by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010

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cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

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cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.

by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003

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Shining Cocksucker

A highly effective wrestling move if you can handle doing it. Your opponent is on one knee, you rush at him and thrust your cock into his face, inflicting pain and humiliation in one quick movement.

"Johnny finished off his opponent with a shining cocksucker and then celebrated by destroying some young woman's throat with his dangerously strong cock."

by CF Hunk June 3, 2006

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