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cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'
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cockmeat sandwich

When a man named Lamar from the Bay Area puts his penis in a marinaid or sauce that is then used to flavor any type of meat. The resulting dish is extremely delicious and irrestable. It can not be recreated by anyone other than Lamar himself.

It doesn't have to be a sandwich.
Yeaaaah, I want some of that cockmeat sandwich, it's helllllla gooood.
by Yadidameng December 26, 2010
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A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.
Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.
by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010
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CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!
by Jared October 29, 2004
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cockmaster

Cockmaster can be used to describe either a male or female whom is known to give oral pleasure to a male
Jenny is a cockmaster, she has sucked so many guys cocks.
by Simon K May 16, 2006
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cockmaster

one who knows the ways of the sacred 'cock' to which all men are blessed unless u have the chinese curse then u are deifnitely on gods shit list and will never ever get laid. also one who is of the being of tony the tonester or harold the fuck in the ass or hal the queer master of anal sex with multiple men at the same time. a cockmaster is like eerie lemon juice pouring out of a reindeer's nutsack at 10:41 east coast standard time.
i HAVE BIG TITTIES, YES FLAPPY I HAVE BIG BAZOONS!!! I GUESS IM GONNA GET ANAL SEXED UP TONY TONESTER O SHIT PISS FUCK I BETTER RUN TO SAVE MY NOOOTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
by PENISgroper6969696969 January 10, 2005
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cockmaster

A shorty who can get down at an afterparty by giving service to all the niggas.
She's a cockmaster, and she can toss a mean salad.
by Bushmaster August 10, 2004
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