Molotov Cocktease

when a girl is about to blow you but instead douses your dick in vodka and sets it on fire

She was getting really hot with me until she pulled a molotov cocktease..

by roasticle October 2, 2023

The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”

“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”

by Second Wife June 11, 2024

05-28 international cockblast day

its the day when you share cockblast images on discord and fuck bitches.

05-28 international cockblast day welp you gotta do what you gotta do.

by Mangird1 May 27, 2023