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claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
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illegaly claiming

i think this word can best be discribed with a little story

a man i sitting at a bar, drinking beers. when suddenly two men start fighting. the man had no intention of interfering whatsover. he just didnt have the (balls) energy today. he soon realise that he is out of cash, which means that he can no longer buy the beers to drink. but then right at the corner of his eye he spots a wallet laying there, on the bar. it was owned by one of the two men fighting. the man would never steal, he knew that. so the man gets up and leaves. but as he is leaving he spots a drunk at the parking lot, uncontius. next to his truck. "i couldnt" he thought to himself and went home, but at his way home he gets into heated arguement with a stranger, claming that he was a twat. so what did the man do? he fucked his wife and illegaly claimed his mothers ashes. the end
im illegaly claiming your wallet and car
by penis townsman September 2, 2022
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Claim Jumper

an American restaurant chain with more than 30 locations. The company is based in Houston, Texas.
Restaurateur Craig Nickoloff opened the first Claim Jumper in Los Alamitos, California, on September 27, 1977
by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023
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Claims

Not really. I'm making a claim that has been (like Hitler) proven true by time. So this facade of 2 people making equally validate claims is a distraction from the fact you're lying deliberately to obfuscate what is happening here. It's just being an uppity Jew. I'm doing what I'm doing. You are interfering. That dynamic doesn't ever change.
Hym "They aren't just claims. Claims are true whether or not you can prove them to Sam Harris. I can know the difference. And I don't have to change what I'm doing. I know there is an audience. If the audience doesn't do what I'm telling them I'll just murder a child. And if I can't know I have an audience then I can't express intent."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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Claim

To let everybody know that somebody is yours.
I have a lot of hire but I only claim one of em fr
by Fortheladiestbh June 13, 2023
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Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together
Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)
by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020
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The Claim

I have to at least have to hear the claim!
Hym "That's not all you do though is it? Take Andy and Tristan for example. It's always 'Oh he's a toxicity guys! He's getting accused of human trafficking' but it's never 'he's pretending to be the urban dictionary guy! He's doing the better than Joe Rogan strategum!' And then they never get charged with anything until AFTER I SAY SOMETHING. Where were you!? Just vague ad homs. Destiny? Well? You aren't calling that out! He's doing the exact same thing as Andy! And now there's a sex scandal! And then you're as vague as possible. He's a 'sex pest.' How about 'he's pretending to be Hym and doing the thing he same not to do?' Where's that coming from any of you? I don't even get to hear the claim that's being made but you need video footage and forensic evidence for EVERYTHING EXCEPT the E. Jean Carrol case."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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