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church-kike

A derogatory slur for a Judeo-Christian, often characterized under the category of Churchianity
John Hagee, like many other televengelists, is just another church-kike you should avoid.
by Mizraim2425 September 11, 2020
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Butter Churn

After giving a girl a creampie you use a dildo to churn the cum like butter.
Hey I totally butter churned this chick I met last night
by Djwkhhjwje January 29, 2020
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one word expression to show approval of a situation.

word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence

signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.
Wrong way:

Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?

Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)

Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?

Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.

Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.

(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)

Intoxicated Man: "Church."

(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)

end of conversation. never saw the man again.
by sandpapercondom January 8, 2010
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Churning butter

When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.
I was churning butter so hard last night she can't walk right.
by Sambubs May 31, 2018
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God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)
It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!
by Anusboi June 10, 2017
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Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.
Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!
by griggy June 20, 2011
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Churme

Churma is a euphamism for a derogatory word in hindi. It was coined by certain dudes while having the dish churma in a dhaba. It is usually used as a substitute for the word 'Chutiya'. The word churma is very useful especially when girls or elders are around.
He What' up churme?

Kya kar raha hai churme??

Dekhta kya hai be churme? Duu kya ek rakh ke?

Abbe chup chaap khaa na churme... !!!
by +ZeuS+ April 5, 2011
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