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Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.
Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.
by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026
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When you put Texas roadhouse cinnamon butter in someone’s ass, fuck their ass, then the other person licks it off their tip
by Young Beauman February 17, 2026
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Green Bay Butter Churner

When you buy in da butt and then pound ts to make butter.
Roberto gave me the Green Bay butter churner and made the most delicious butter.
by thedihboss March 10, 2026
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Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.
“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner
by 6116 February 19, 2025
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Toronto butter churner

when a woman urinates in a man’s mouth and then farts on his nose
Lisa Toronto butter churnered me yesterday it was so magestic
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
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Mississippi Butter Churner

The act of collecting a woman’s breast milk, lying on your back, pouring the breast milk into your urethra, and having said woman jerk your penis as if she is churning butter. Creates a blockage in your penis if done correctly
That girl last night was a freak, she gave me a Mississippi Butter Churner!
by Mississippi Madd January 12, 2026
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Mississippi Butter Churner

When you fill up a cup of a woman’s breast milk and pour it in her vagina and then the man has sex with the woman. The woman may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.
by Mississippilover January 12, 2026
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