Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj

Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.

"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"

Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."

by deelogic September 13, 2013

Chonkers

An adjective best to describe a heavy animal.

My cat is not only a big and fluffy cat, but he’s a chonkers.

by Bawston69 February 20, 2020

Floofy Chonky Boi

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.

Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!

by dashy99993 April 7, 2020

Chonked

When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome

"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"

by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020

Ohio State Chokeyes

A nickname for Ohio State because they do well in the regular season, but get raped in BCS Bowl Games.

Jim: Damn, Ohio State lost another BCS Bowl Game.

Dan: Jim what did I tell you, that's why they're called the Ohio State Chokeyes.

by overall good guy May 2, 2010

Clonkey

It is a cross between calling someone a Clown and a Donkey. Used in a negative way towards someone so stupid you can't decide whether to call them a Fuckin' Clown or a Fuckin' Donkey.

That fuckin' guy's such a clonkey. Plural - Her and her whole crew are a bunch of clonkies.

by JMForReal April 26, 2013

Chonky

A half white, half Asian person. Chink + Honkey.

Teddy Bruschi is definitely the most successful chonky ever.

by boojack1 February 22, 2011