The Cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton

by slopass December 13, 2004

chorer

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax

ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer

by zutroy February 11, 2004

20% cooler

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.

bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler

by anon.338 August 14, 2011

cooler

A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). The 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.

I wasn't letting go of my Ace-high flush. How could I put him on a straight flush? What a cooler!

by ROI Guy February 27, 2007

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008

Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.

Man, that guy is a chode choker!

by Austin March 19, 2005

choker

Someone who blows a seemingly insurmountable lead in any competitive endevour. A person or team that suffers a nervous collapse caused by pressure of winning.

Golfer Greg Norman; '04 New York Yankees

by mark marshall December 5, 2004