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colorado blowjob

while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.
"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"
by Beefy McSctruggenoff May 26, 2010
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chloroform

Best way to pick up girls. You can then drag them to your windowless black van.
Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
by Liquidus March 1, 2005
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Sodium chloride

The chemical name for table salt. consists of a Sodium atom and 1 Chlorine atom ionically bonded.
I put sodium chloride on my dinner.
by 5'1"Racer November 7, 2005
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Chloroform Punch

The act of soaking one's hand in chloroform, and then punching someone in the face. The end result will be the person is either knocked unconscious from the chloroform or the punch to the face.
I knew she wasn't going to say 'yes' if I asked her to Prom, so I just chloroform punched her and dragged her there.
by Tyson the Bastard May 27, 2006
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chlorophile

A person with a keen interest in plants and botany.

A person who devotes a great deal of time studying and/or growing plants.
Incurable chlorophile that he was, he was never happier than when surrounded by the herbs, the shrubs, and the trees of the forest.
by Autumn Mandrake December 29, 2010
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Colorado

The one state in the United States where weed is legal. If you want to get some weed and camp out then Colorado is the place to be.
Guy 1: Yo man, do you know a state that contains some good weed shops.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should go to Colorado to get some weed.
Guy 1: Oh yeah! Pack your things!
by AdomC July 9, 2015
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Chlorine Tip

What a male gets after swimming in a pool for a prolonged amount of time while his bathing suit rubs against the tip of his penis. Irritation is caused by the chlorine and constant rubbing of the opening on a dick. Usually occurs with new or larger sized swimsuits.
Ach, I got chlorine tip after suing this new swim suit that seems a little big for me still.

Ah fack this chlorine tip burns, I gotta buy a smaller swim suit.
by F!ZiKs March 22, 2009
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