Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by July 27, 2023

Chestnutted

Female version of being t-bagged.

You just got chestnutted in your face homie.

by WendyPendy November 12, 2022

Chestnut Stallion

If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.

Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"

by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 07, 2021

Chestnut

When you bust all over a girl's chest during sex

Bro, i gave that hoe a chestnut last night.

by lasaga November 07, 2017

Chestnut

man of no shame

“yo did you see those sick tricks Jason Chestnut pulled yesterday?”

“hes a Chestnut? hells no”

by cluaireo April 21, 2022

Chestnuts

A woman with boy tits or in other words small breasts that could be mistaken for a chestnut.

My girlfriend doesn’t need to wear a bra with her chestnuts.

Tania has a lovely pair of chestnuts.

by Caro_Mat July 04, 2023

Chestnut

When a guy cums on a girls tits or the chest area

“What did you and Jason do last night?”
“We got real wild he gave me a chestnut”

by Krypt1c 😪 February 27, 2021