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Chesterton

Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana, a little less than an hour away from Chicago. The towns buildings are mostly fast food related, with the exception of Broadway, a street full of small town businesses that are never hiring. The high school is full of mostly druggies, dirty kids, and skanky freshman girls, with some rare relatively cool people as well. The army is always at the high school school, which is all the rage amonst the dirty kids, but most normal people find it extremely irritating. It's no surprise that most kids are druggies, considering the only things this town has going for it is a tiny ass bowling alley that smells like cigarettes and a put put golf course.
Person 1: Wanna buy some drugs and hit on some skanky freshmen?
Person 2: Sure, let's go to Chesterton.
by Senior Burrito February 19, 2011
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Rock-chester

I like to go to Javas and complain about kids who go to The Spot, then I go skiing in June and eat garbage plates, because I live in Rock-chester.
by Stayin' Alive post 585 September 10, 2005
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chesterites

Chesterites scare me
by LickityLack May 30, 2006
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Chester

A derogatory term for a child rapist, specifically ones that participate in kidnapping, child pornography, sacrifice and sex trafficking ---*ahem*--- the ones that control the world.
Derived from the term "chester the molester".
"God, these fucking psychopathic chesters that visit bohemian grove really do call the shots. Hiding their evil crime syndicate behind fronts of churches, governments, political organizations, financial institutions, etc.. When will people follow the money and see what's really going on?"
by Squishyboo August 27, 2017
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West Chester, PA

a place where you understand why people around there create shows like "jackass"
"i'm bored...let's go to w.c. and try to get on jackass..."
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The Chester Molester

A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester

Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester
Run away! The Chester Molester is going to get me!
by "t-b0ne" Lake December 8, 2004
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chester

this fat chester and his looser friends think they can get along with that arrogant attitude..
by kelamist January 9, 2012
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