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Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.
This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!
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Hot Cheeto girl

THE GIRL IN THE HALL THAT YELLS BESTFRAND AT 7AM AT SCHOOL AND EATS HOT CHEETOS IN CLASS. USES VICTORIAS SECRET SPRAY TO COVER UP HER FISHY COOCH.
Oh god here comes hot Cheeto girl, it’s Bout to smell like fishy Cheetos
by Mynameishandlebar December 18, 2019
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Cheetah Sneak

To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.
"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"
by The Cheetah Dude June 27, 2005
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cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010
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cheeto voldemort

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
by luuunaaa January 15, 2017
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cheetah blood

Apply this substance on any moving object, and prepare to travel faster than the speed of light.
"Follow that car!"
"It's no use. He's rubbed cheetah blood on his engine!"
by skarley poe September 30, 2007
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Cheeto Fingers

The obvious sign that you have been previously consuming Cheetos. Identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. However, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of Cheetos.
Those aren't Cheeto fingers.

THESE are Cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)
by ErickEbonic_BlackerThanYou March 12, 2009
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