cut the cheese

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.

'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Cheesebrewed

When you start drinking in the middle of the day with Flash, then start speaking in tongues and become stumblelina.

I went out to wing warehouse and got "Cheesebrewed"! I don't remember anything, but crawling home and waking up with my head in the toilet!

by No more flash June 3, 2013

Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

cheese nuggets

A nugget made of cheese, preferably served with sriracha.

Ice Princess: What’s are cheese nuggets?
Ice King: What isn’t a cheese nugget?

by jeff the third February 3, 2019

cheemseburbger

the cheemsburger likes cheemseburbger so he likes it

I want a cheemseburbger

by thedefenitionofyourmom January 15, 2020

Cheese wiz piss

A male UTI

Yo bro i got that cheese wiz piss again.. I think I need some of that cranberry shit.

by Thomas bacon August 19, 2022