Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

Squirrel cheekin’

When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.

Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night

by Brice Thomas/Sean Turner August 4, 2018

The Cheerie

Truly a unique creature. Commonly found near a PC or Nintendo switch. Their diet consists of chicken nuggies and poutine. For a creature that claims to be funny, humanity has never witnessed a joke. The Cheerie and the Cheerie theory has been increasingly studied since the renaissance.

The Cheerie said "oh my godddd Carlooooo"

by Cheerie fanatic May 20, 2023

honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Leather Cheerio

A butthole; pertaining to the shape and texture that it resembles.

Also know as the "Devils Onion Ring"

"Dude, that girl is so hot, I would lick her Leather Cheerio with out even thinking twice..."

by Abick March 31, 2008

cheesin

cheesin: to grin insanely. Quite often after good news or a good getting into someone. If "pure" said in front of it, then a common Glaswegien saying emerges.
Not to be mistaken from the older sayin "cheesed off" used by middle aged people who still think that they are "hip"

I'm cheesin after last night
Ay you're pure cheesin ya bam
I'm cheesed of dudes 'coz I'm turning 50 tomorow

by random bulldog August 3, 2004

Put the Frosted Cheerios down

A phrase used to tell someone to stop being crazy, annonying, or hyperactive.

Chis, put the Frosted Cheerios down.

by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009