Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!!

this a phrase used to help people who are depressed because of a break up, it also makes for a great slogan or motto

Note: this is an original phrase by Patrick Cyril Kean, also I do not endorse murder... even if it is hilariously fun!

someone is crying, you walk up to them and ask "Whats wrong" they say "I just broke up with my girlfriend/boyfriend" you say " That sucks, but Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!!

by Netherworlder August 30, 2010

cheap shot artist

An individual who raises the act of taking a dishonorable, lowbrow, disrespectable action to an artform. This is accomplished either through frequent and conspicuous use of cheap shots or a particularly noteworthy low blow.

I thought I had won the bar fight but that cheap shot artist bit me on the balls.

by Filmchild February 25, 2004

cheap buzz

The slight intoxicated feeling you get from drinking one or two beers when you have absolutely no food in your stomach. Once you eat something of value, the buzz significantly wears off, which forces you to drink more to get back the same buzz and preferably more intoxicated. Not having any food in your stomach and drinking lots of alcohol will ultimately lead vomiting of whatever you drink, so eat some fuckin' food!

In summary, getting a decent buzz with little effort.

Bill: "Damn dude, I'm only on my second beer and I'm startin' to feel ripped."

Bob: "Christ Bill, you must either be the world's biggest pussy who can't handle your alcohol, or you caught a cheap buzz because you haven't had anything to eat today."

Bill: "You're damn right, Bob. I haven't eaten anything today...but god damn it I'm such a pussy too!"

by Drew J November 29, 2005

cheap shit

1. Worthless crap.
2. Something that cost very little, but is usually worthless junk, and ends up costing more than you paid for it in opportunity cost.

Why did you buy this cheap shit. It broke the first time I used it.

by mlhiss March 28, 2008

cheap beauty

When something is so over-the-top, sexual, beutiful or feminine that it is not classy.

Examples of cheap beauty:
The name Diamonique
a pink tube top
big gold heart-shaped hoop earrings
a huge pink diamond ring

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

chead

When a girl is performing head on a guy while chewing tobacco.

Johnnny: dude I just got head from that girl over there. Mike: dude that's gross she has a dip in, you just got chead man.

by knightman November 5, 2009

chealsy

The best friend anyone in the world could have.
One of the most hilarious, random, bubbly friends you will ever come across.

Always up to date on the latest fashions and gossip. A girl who will always put her friends in front of her and never expect anything in return.
A unique girl who is simply AMAZING and very energetic and fun(especially in bed ;D) and every girl wishes to be her and every guy wants her. Shes outgoing and loves to flirt and is always being crazy with her friends.
Oh and not to mention super smexyy..rawrr ;)

girl1: i need a new friend..one who is loyal, fun, crazy, awesome to be around, that always be making me laugh till me stomach hurts.
girl2: you need a friend like chealsy.

by iloveyou-chealsy March 30, 2010