to play the weird cello

to give someone a handjob

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on

by tala November 24, 2003

Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

by Rootbeer March 15, 2005

Celltopia

Celltopia n a group of radical dudes and dudets what meet together watch out for each other, hang with God and get down wiv da bible. (slight ironic, tongue in cheek undertones)
-cell: a small possy operating as a core of a larger massif
-topia: ultimate perfection, da bomb, can't mess wiv da best.

Celltopiaite 1: Yo dude you hanging wiv celltopia tonight its goina be top.
Celltopiaite 2: For real, I hear big JC's going to be there!
Celltopiaite 1: Rock on

by Stevo Smallio November 25, 2005

cellor

A cell playing cello in a cellar referring to a ringtone that can be played just about anywhere.

The cellor notified there was a caller.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Cello

A type of male panties typically worn by male strippers. Similar to a banana hammock.

David broke his g-string. (On his Cello)

by smugglingplums September 14, 2012

cello

Pronounced "chello," like the musical instrument. It is cellular phone for short. Sometimes used in place of celly.

I got this fresh new ringtone on my cello so I can know when your mom's calling.

by TStorm May 12, 2007

celltone

cell phone ringtone that you can only get when you beat a flash game on the internet.

Arm wrestle George W. Bush for a celltone

by Broed January 23, 2008