CAFET

The one person that is truly a dick

Cafet is a dick, nothing else, he is just a dick

by PentaChrome June 6, 2021

Cafeteria Full

Surpassing the normal limits of feeling full when eating in a school or work cafeteria that contains an open buffet. Going back for 4ths and 5ths are assumed.

I don't think I can eat for the rest of the day. That 5th slice of pizza made me cafeteria full.

by Onines April 5, 2010

celetype

text messaging on cell phone in relation to the old days of messaging with teletype

He's on his celetype again.
I'll send a note on my celetype.
I'm getting a celetype message.

by farmritch April 9, 2010

cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

by JMayzin March 11, 2011

cemetorium

this is where you find a cemetery and a crematorium are found ether right next to each other or on the same property.

the cemetorium can be used for pets and humans

by pvtjackson98 October 21, 2012

Cesettepe

It means Yumurtatepe, a hill in Ankara, Turkey. It's named Cesettepe because in Dec 26, 2016, somebody found a dead body at Yumurtatepe. (ceset means dead body, tepe means hill in Turkish.) Then a teacher named Türker (a physical education teacher) said "Sizi Cesettepe'ye götüreceğim." (I will take you to The Cesettepe) and he actually didn't know its real name Yumurtatepe. He just said Cesettepe without the intention of making a joke.

Let's go to The Cesettepe.
I will take you to The Cesettepe.

by Paddon February 21, 2017

Crefetus

When you rip out a fetus, then you cremate, then ejaculate into the ashes

Kyle if you get pregnant I will crefetus your child

by Guacnigpenile April 29, 2019