channie

A cute girl.

She looks like CHANNIE

by cha-ching! May 8, 2003

cannit

can not, without the ability to, lacking in the ability to

"ach, I cannit do it captain"
"damnit Scotty you will do it!"

by greatscot December 19, 2005

Cannibus

When you're about to get super high.

All aboard the cannibus!

by 13 BOOTH November 27, 2012

cannister

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory

I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat

by ricky May 13, 2005

Cannibalistic Vegetarian

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.

Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.

by Tofu June 24, 2004

cannibal corpse

the best band in the entire world.
the singer being George "corpsegrinder" Fisher, what a fucking hero, yes he is my hero
they are also the best at headbanging.

did you know they are in ace ventura pet detective?

also they are Jim Careys favorite band

some random lyrics: devoured by vermin!!!!

by pain tutor February 22, 2004

Channing Tatum Syndrome

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".

"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."

by LouisColling October 4, 2011