celeboddity

An unpredictable celebrity. An odd-ball celeb that sticks out from other celebrities. They may be crazy, ill, abnormally eccentric, unreliable, have drastically been effected due to drug use, or just acting as if they were one of these things in a publicity stunt or hoax in an attempt to boost their career. When a normally apparently content adult celebrity suddenly radically changes their personality.

example: Joaquin Phoenix is a celeboddity because no one knows for sure what he will do next, he's either hoaxing or ill. Andy Kaufman could be considered a celeboddity as well as David Bowie.

by Razimus March 25, 2009

Celenia

A goddess like temptress, who only desires love and affection. Many men are easily attached and attracted to her, but many women are jealous and hateful towards her.

I love you Celenia!

OMG! It's Celenia!

Wow, I want Celenia.

by Baby (: March 17, 2010

celestine

Probably the top of the class for every single subject at school. Petite and unassuming but wild on the inside, very brave and daring, loves a good challenge.

That girl looks shy, but she's a celestine.

by understyle28 September 3, 2017

meta-celebrity

Someone famous for being famous (or infamous), particularly in the entertainment industry. A meta-celebrity is a well known celebrity, who has not done anything particularly noteworthy to justify their Fame. The late Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton are two contemporary examples. Meta-celebrities do not always orginate in the entertainment industry, but they nearly always gravitate to it, often as a last ditch effort to extend their "fifteen minutes" as their profile starts to wane.

See also Professional Celebrity, Famious for being famous.

The late Anna Nicole Smith was a classic meta-celebrity

by Eugene206 February 14, 2007

celebrinaut

a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.

Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.

by Jeremy Gold March 19, 2008

celebrity marriage

1. A union between two famous people, which doesn't last long. The time it takes for light to travel the distance of the diameter of a subatomic particle is a quadrillion times longer than this union lasts.

2. When measuring the lifespan of something that fails, it's often measured in celebrity marriages.

1. Ben Afleck and J.Lo got into a celebrity marriage, but they were divorced before a camera's 1600 speed film could be exposed enough to take a picture of them in a married state.

2. Don't buy this preservative-free cow's milk, it lasts less than 10 to the hundredth power celebrity marriages.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009

Celebreleech

A individual usually totally bereft of actual talent or
fortune who habitually attempts to glom on to an

actual celebrity, hoping the fame or fortune will
rub off sufficiently to make them a "celebrity" also.
Some actually succeed, like reaching some sort of

critical mass, in becoming famous for being famous.

Having failed to extort pro footballer Shawn Merriman,
annoying celebreleech Tila Tequila has resurfaced

claiming to be the "fiancee" of heiress Casey Johnson.
(Not that she wants to stake a claim to any of the

Johnson fortune or anything...)

by Guitarist1234 January 8, 2010