Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
Get the Biscuit Canning mug.To intake large amount of illegal narcotics, traditionally marijuana. To cain means to go above and beyond normal intakes to the amount that will physically challenge you and to do it at a fast pace.
"Jordan cains like a muvaf*ck"
"Right lads facny a caining session?"
"Ben was well cained, puking up solid jelly babies....."
"Right lads facny a caining session?"
"Ben was well cained, puking up solid jelly babies....."
by Garreth Hughes May 27, 2004
Get the Caining mug.A form of hazing that involves throwing a lower classman into a garbage can to amuse Seniors and Juniors.
A group of Seniors finds a Freshman and picks him off his feet. They then precede to take said Freshman and throw him in the trash can, thus "canning" him. Generally this is accompanied by shouts of protest from the victim and laughter by everyone else.
Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.
Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.
Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.
Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.
by TLcruelty December 29, 2009
Get the canning mug.Mental condition wherein human beings see other human beings as filthy animals while seeing dogs as their brothers, sisters, or, most often, children. Condition may cause said persons to do the following:
- become filled with outrage when a dog is killed, even accidentally; however, when humans are killed or abused, they turn a blind eye to it.
- bring their dogs into restaurants and supermarkets and become outraged when told that their pet doesn't belong there, insisting it is "a member of their family" and that the store is discriminating against them.
- pay thousands of dollars for their pets to have treatments for cancer, but bemoan human beings "running up huge hopsital bills for their family" when trying to survive cancer.
- make hilarious statements such as "I would rather heaven was full of dogs than people," not realizing that such would mean they wouldn't be there, either.
- feed their dog from their dinner table and even let the dog take stuff right off of their plate, but get mad if someone "breaches protocol" by eating with their fingers or putting their elbows on the table.
It is important to note that Canine Dysfunction is not limited to dog owners, but can also affect the owners of any other type of house pet, both common and uncommon, in a similar fashion with regard to their animal of choice.
- become filled with outrage when a dog is killed, even accidentally; however, when humans are killed or abused, they turn a blind eye to it.
- bring their dogs into restaurants and supermarkets and become outraged when told that their pet doesn't belong there, insisting it is "a member of their family" and that the store is discriminating against them.
- pay thousands of dollars for their pets to have treatments for cancer, but bemoan human beings "running up huge hopsital bills for their family" when trying to survive cancer.
- make hilarious statements such as "I would rather heaven was full of dogs than people," not realizing that such would mean they wouldn't be there, either.
- feed their dog from their dinner table and even let the dog take stuff right off of their plate, but get mad if someone "breaches protocol" by eating with their fingers or putting their elbows on the table.
It is important to note that Canine Dysfunction is not limited to dog owners, but can also affect the owners of any other type of house pet, both common and uncommon, in a similar fashion with regard to their animal of choice.
Some woman with canine dysfunction was carrying her poodle around the grocery store and made a huge scene when she was told that only Seeing-Eye Dogs were allowed in the store. It only got more awkward when she declared that she and her "child" were leaving and would be talking to a lawyer about a discrimination suit.
by JustAnotherGuy October 16, 2012
Get the Canine Dysfunction mug.is a name that associates with a boy or man that is Irish,funny,strong,swift,has a nine inch long penis, and is always associated with being a "leprechaun"
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Get the Cannin mug.by Joshua Parker November 5, 2007
Get the Canine Style mug.She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.
She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010
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