Ronan Catholic

A religion made by our true lord and savior Ronan Leonard Clarke will lead us out of the dark times.

Ronan Catholic is the only way to make 2020 great again.

by That’swhatshesaid November 4, 2020

Hudson Catholic

rlly shitty school druggy school in jersey
some kid couldnt keep his dick in his pants after nnn and caused that dumbass to get expelled 😭😭

ur ego is the size of that kids dick small enough to call urself “better” than prep when ur rlly not..

moral of the story keep your shit in ya pants and maybe u would be a somewhat decent school </3

you go to Hudson Catholic?

by hudson catholic < prep December 9, 2021

Catholic Girl

refers to a young woman who, in her attempt to preserve her virginity, will participate in anal sexual intercourse, but still refrains from conventional intercourse.

Catholic girl: "I won't give it up, but I'll take it up, Catholic girl stizz."

by Kacky November 5, 2005

Bergen Catholic

Bergen Catholic is the GREATEST high school in NJ. Its excellence is shown in athletic performance, academic achievements, and charity work. It makes all other high schools look like kindergarten.

Bosco kid: “hey are you gay like me?”
Bergen kid: “no I go to Bergen catholic”

by RealAmericanPatriot1776 January 30, 2023

East Catholic

God's center for the rich majority snobs who wear Chanel tshirts to lacrosse practice, wear Coach backpacks, parade around in Louis Vuitton sandals, drive brand new BMWs yet don't have jobs, hang out with nuns, pray the rosary, can't differentiate between their hair color and highlights because they've been mixed in so well since they were 2, spend their time in the cancer box on a daily basis,pray before 3rd period every single day, get a Tiffany's ring for receiving a "A" on the Spanish 1 test on colors, own Dunkin Donuts, a family deli, or a grocery store, purchase and name practice gyms by the dozen (with a complimentary trainer's office and team room), pretend to ROCK THE FIELD at sports (or sometimes ACTUALLY rock the field at sports), get a day off every time a nun sneezes, have library shelves full of Catholic Encyclopedias, think they are rebels by wearing CLOGS or not tucking in their shirts (OH NO!), and love God...all the time, and believe they are the ULTIMATE shit.

kid 1:"East Catholic? Isn't that that little prison on the hill...with one driveway that no one can get into by 7:40 every morning?"
kid 2:"Yeah! Do you like my new Uggs, Coach bag, fake tan, Tiffany's necklace, and professionally filled manicure?!"
kid 1:"Oh my GOD, I'm so jealous, I wish I went to East Catholic. LET'S GO READ THE BIBLE!!!"

by anonymous947509437589 November 7, 2006

catholic shit

1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.

Don't worry Father, Satan didn't spoil the bog roll, i did a catholic shit.

by lowkey1974 April 27, 2009

Catholic girl

a young female believer in the Catholic faith. Often they wear crosses. They have a stereotype for being slutty, especially the ones who go to an all girls school, but this is not always true. Some wait to have sex till they're married, some till they fall in love. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT take it up the butt. That's still sex, and still a sin. Always a lot of fun to be around.

S: Is she Catholic?
M: Yeah, she's a Catholic girl. Lot of fun. Waiting till marriage for sex though.
S: Bummer...

by randomgirlinkilt September 9, 2011