Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Mater Dei Catholic High School

99% of the school who are Mexican who sell chips and burritos on the low for that hustle. The other 1% are athletes who got rejected from every other catholic high school in San Diego.

Mater Dei is highk the Walmart version of saints.

Mater Dei Catholic High School, a lame catholic school in San Diego where everyone transfers from.

by garywinthorpethefirst January 28, 2019

Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.

Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!

by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010

Carmel Catholic High School

Carmel Catholic High School in Mundeline, Illinois = trash. The school is an absolute shit show. It has reached an all time low within this past year and if they don’t turn it around, God himself is gunna Noah’s Ark that bitch soon. They have enough weed in that school to open a dispensary in their parking lot. The faculty and staff hate their lives and the students rip them apart for just breathing. Can’t forget that they are getting lit up on the news for being racist.

Questions asked to Carmel Catholic High School students:
Who’s your dealer?
Are you racist?
Wtf is street scenes?

Are your colors literally piss yellow and shit brown?

by Uhhh? May 9, 2019

Cape Catholic

A Catholic who only attends mass on certain holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Ash Wednesday.

Marie was now a Cape Catholic - she was only found in church on holidays.

by IrishChicky July 17, 2006

Catholic boy

A good boy who doesn't swear, be mean to others, and is a overall good boy. Also he is catholic. He has a clean mind protected from the devil and any outsiders will be shot on sight. You can't be gay either because it is in the bible to not be gay. Gays will be shot on sight if catholic.

Why don't you swear.
I'm a good catholic boy.

by paul/goodboy December 19, 2018

Catholic school girl

In slang terms, this is the stereotype describing the woman who gives the appearance of being very conformist, wholesome, and pure of "sin" (sex, drugs, and other indulgences), but in reality has a deep compulsion to be the contrasting opposite: very promiscuous and all-around unwholesome.

At the S&M club, Harry saw several women dressed in Catholic school girl uniforms.

by Bill M. September 20, 2004