carlisle

A small town northwest of Boston, adjacent to Concord. Although there is no definitive town center, and there is no legit place to hang after school, it is still a great town. We have Kimball's. Concordians like to make fun of Carlislians, saying that they are cow-tipping hicks who live in the middle of nowhere. The truth is that Carlisle is as much in the woods as any other town around here, just ask anyone from the City. Carlisle merely doesn't have a commercial center, otherwise it would be identical to Concord. Carlisle also owns all of Concord's music programs combined. Plus, we have Kimball's.

Guy #1: "Hey man, want to hang out tomorrow?"
Guy #2: "Sure, your house or mine?"
Guy #1: "My house, you live in Carlisle."

Concordian 1: "Hey, wanna go hang in the gas station parking lot?"
Concordian 2: "Sure, we're so much cooler than those Carlislians."

Most kids from Concord have never been to Carlisle, and yet they still make judgements.

Inner City Youth #1: "Could you ever imagine living out in the woods? In the boondies?"
Inner City Youth #2: "Yeah, I know, right? Like, in Concord, they're all such hicks. I'd go insane."

by JockoAccidente September 5, 2008

canis canem edit

canis canem edit means dog eat dog how do i know this because of the game bully the name had to be changed so they chose that latin phrase.

its dog eat dog (canis canem edit) out here

by lee smith November 7, 2008

New Carlisle

Smaller town located in North-Western Indiana. Small population and few to no afro-americans.Wanna be thugs who live in cornfields, but get made fun of by all the kids who like to party. Also lies on 3 different types of geographically items; area code cut off (219,574) county line (laporte, st joe) and time zone ( eastern, central).

Joe- Wanna go to a party in New Carlisle?

Steve- sure what time?

Joe- 7

steve- is that town time or slow time?

Joe- town time, nerd.

Steve- Ight

Bob- What county?

Joe/Steve- Good question

by nerdwordturd. May 18, 2010

Canisexual Syndrome

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.

1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.

by NH92 December 31, 2009

Cannise

A very intelligent girl, especially in math. Tends to be soft-spoken and a good athlete. Very kind and nice to everybody :)

"Have you met that girl? She is such a Cannise!"

by mrt234 September 24, 2011

calisthenics

Systematic exercises usually performed without exercise equipment. It's like what Richard Simmons does.
Most people think that you have to reach a certain level of coolness in order to perform calisthenics, but they're really just for anybody.

Boy, am I fat! I need to lose weight the groovy-man way! Turn up the music, because it's time for some CALISTHENICS.
-or-
On the CD 'Blazing Arrow', Blackalicious takes you through a healthy regimen (a.k.a. systematic plan) of Chemical Calisthenics.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 3, 2005

catlist

The greatest free porn site in existence.

Guy 1: Have you been on the "brutal" section on catlist?
Guy 2: Hell yea bitch, we gots to get paid.
Guy 1: don't you think that they should get a Pompey Steamer section?!?
Guy 2: That would be hella sweet, now bend over i have a shit brewing.

by The Circle April 6, 2005