Canking

Basically edging your shit, like turtlenecking it, letting the shit pop out a bit from your anus, but not letting it fall.

Dude I was canking all of last night, it felt so good

by M4tr1x March 20, 2024

Canning

Canning. The act of pooping in a can and hucking it at a stranger or a friend.
Short term of Canning: Can.

Friend 1: "Yo bro, you tryna go canning?"
Friend 2: "What's Canning?"
Friend 1: "Pooping in a can and throwing it at someone"

by apiehuwiq December 8, 2024

Caseing it (Caseohing it)

Caseing is where you flicker goon with your dick cheese

oh im Caseing it (Caseohing it) so good

by Caseohingit April 9, 2025

Canning

When a girl gets jizzed into her milky tits and keeps it there so her boobs glue together and the man has to pry it apart

Yo bro you coming to the party tonight

Yea bro after I canning my girl

by Ppidnndbfb February 18, 2026

Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

Cadeing off

To double hand ejaculate on a spot of the rug under the corner of your desk with no clean it up.

Cade does nothing in his free time except for cadeing off.

by Carpet lover 69 May 1, 2025

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025