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mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.
Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.
by wedbetter May 2, 2010
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Harold Camping

A grumpy old man who has a talk show on the radio. He has predicted the Rapture--Judgement Day--at least 3 times, most recently on May 21st, and each time has been quite a let-down. His most recent reason was "because of the gays".

His "rapture" predictions are often preceded by a large-scale campaign to advertise the date with posters that say things such as "Save the Date! Judgement Day, May 21st: The Bible Guarantees It!"
Reasonable Christians often ask in response to these predictions, "if God's word is not to be interpreted by humans, then aren't all these predictions rather blasphemic?"

Reasonable people who may or may not be Christian often ask "why would anyone even believe this in the first place? He just picked an arbitrary date, there's no scientific proof at all. I see no reason to freak out."
Some people freak out anyway, because they're either idiots or they're hipsters and they're doing it ironically.
Guy 1: Dude are you coming to my barbecue tomorrow?
Guy 2: Why are you having a barbecue?
Guy 1: To celebrate Harold Camping's most recent failure to predict the end of the world.
Guy 2: Oh yeah sure, i'll come. Will there be beer?
Guy 1: Of course man, otherwise it wouldn't be a not-the-end-of-the-world barbecue.
by Cynics101 June 22, 2011
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campingcunt

A derogatory term used in the heat of battle, pertaining to any FPS shooter for PC or Console in which a group or single sorry ass player pretending to be a good player camps out somewhere on the map the whole game.
I swear if i catch that campingcunt JJspirit in the stairwell one more time im going to put my dick through the mic and impail her.
by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007
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campingsmoking

Also known as 'tuxedo of the campground'. Clothing that meets the dress code of a Dutch campsite. Tracksuit, jogging suit or Italian leisure suit.

Worn by the same type of stylish people who sport this outfit worldwide - such as wannabe gangsters, petty thieves, pimps, and other assorted douchebags.
Sjonnie looks so hot in his campingsmoking. Lekkerding!
by candycandycaps June 30, 2011
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camping sack

One who plays a first person shooter and does nothing but lie still and wait for people to move into his/her crosshairs and pull the trigger.
Damn! That camping sack is STILL in the same spot after five minutes!
by First Person Elite October 6, 2011
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Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.
The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.
by Jomali January 12, 2015
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camping bush

When a woman's pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast.
Rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.
by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2017
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