A term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a vagina full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.
Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at me look at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!
by Spider83 April 6, 2011
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Get the Callie shower mug.A girl who has a shell that’s hard to crack, but once you get to know her she is amazing! She is great with kids and loves adventures. She loves Disney world, six flags and anything that has roller coaster in the description. She loves fun just like she loves guys. She can’t decide on one guy but many guys decide on her. When she steps into a room it lights up with happiness and cheer, because her smile is like the sun. Callie has younger siblings and starts fights with them in seconds. She is musically gifted, can dance, play piano, sing, and harmonize. She loves dogs and cats and has many of them. She loves musical theatre. Her personality is very bubbly, but when things are wrong she keeps them to herself and jokes about it when it’s really hurting her.
Callie looks so good today.
by Noobmaster_•69 August 31, 2019
Get the Callie mug.1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004
Get the carpie mug.Spanish slang for "cock-tease." Seen as a strong insult when directed toward either men or women.
This phrase is particularly used in this context in Spain.
"Polla caliente" literary means "hot cock."
This phrase is particularly used in this context in Spain.
"Polla caliente" literary means "hot cock."
Manuel: Yo quiero follarte, te lo juro.
Jose: No me chingues, polla caliente!
Manuel: I want to fuck you, I swear.
Jose: Don't fuck with me, cock-tease!
Jose: No me chingues, polla caliente!
Manuel: I want to fuck you, I swear.
Jose: Don't fuck with me, cock-tease!
by kgacho August 22, 2009
Get the polla caliente mug.about 5ft 7. Great rack (C- D cup) with great bust. Nice big butt. she loves Boys, but she's picky about them. An amazing friend. She is honest and caring and nice. She is the prettiest girl who has walked this earth. Brown eyes, brown hair, legs that go on forever, and an amazing smile. She can make anyone laugh and is just fun to be around. She's also very smart, don't doubt that. Boys love her, and most girls do too. She is just a nice person that everyone wants to be around.
by bamitssam July 8, 2011
Get the Callie mug.When you get on your computer to get work done in the library, or any quiet place, and realize that you left your browser open to a video of the pornographic genre. The resulting humiliation comes from sounds of a girl moaning, echoing through the library as everyone stares at you in disgust. Made popular through the viral youtube video "Girl Caught Watching Porn In Library" featuring a young college girl named Callie.
"hey man, I totally saw this guy pulling a Callie in the library today! He opened up his laptop to a video called 'Moaner while I bone her.'"
"Oh man, that's hilarious! He definitely pulled a major Callie."
"Oh man, that's hilarious! He definitely pulled a major Callie."
by cakepan face March 23, 2012
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