Cassendra

Your name is very rare, congratulations.
If your name is rare so is your personality.
You're like a star, you shine brighter than the sun itself.
You lead your friends to the light when they need you. You're full of selfless love and you give it all to the ones you care about. People love you and care for you because are the ray of sunshine every sunflower needs.

You're creative and your eyes have this deepness that makes us want to get lost in them all day.

Your smile is pure and your laugh is perfect.

She's like the sun. She brights up my life: She's my cassendra

by OHLOVELYRAYOFSUNSHINE February 11, 2023

Allendramatic

When you’re an Allen and you readily think that your spouse has set a plot to kill you, simply because a life insurance policy was recently taken out on him.

I wasn’t paid to throw you off a cliff just because there are so many nearby. Quit being Allendramatic

by AmandCarol April 8, 2023

Calendar Mood

In the mood to be productive, whilst sitting in a chair doing nothing

I'm really in a calendar mood right now!

by Schnorppe October 1, 2023

Calendar

How about bring out a calendar.

Hey Urbie how about create a calendar.
Yeah I'd buy one!

by Don't you know who I am December 8, 2023

callentano

Gay buff Mexican that looks like a masked wrestler

Look at that callentano

by The man Sam August 19, 2024

calendar

A small purchase once yearly; helps one to give a fuck about life events.

I quit using a calendar, now when I don’t want to do something I say “I have a bad memory”.

by T-Ferguson February 6, 2026

calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

by anonymous December 31, 2024