Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.

The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 31, 2020

Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.

Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.

by nilethe146 May 25, 2015

caleedity

Functions as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Adjective - The antithesis of reasonable. Completely ridiculous in a way that is not intentional.

Noun - The state of being caleedity; random insanity.

Verb (to caleedity, caleedities, caleeditied, etc.) - To expose someone to caleedity.

adjective - The babbling junkie, extremely high on LSD, was acting in a caleedity manner.

noun - The compiler began to spit out all kinds of caleedity on the screen.

verb - That woman caleedities me all the time.

by meabolex November 15, 2004

Caleeb

When dogs hump air. can be performed by male or female dogs.

Max looked out the window and seen the lonely female dog rolling in the grass, he then began to caleeb vigorously.

Dog 1:Ruff!
Dog 2:*caleeb*

by calebdabeast January 20, 2008

Calend

(verb)
The act of calendaring. what a calendar does.

That Calendar on your desk is useless, all it does is calend...

by Chadd Sun December 30, 2008

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010