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Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.
Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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calayah

Calayah is a sweet, kind, polite and outgoing person. Calayah is a fabulous woman but usually 2 faced dont get on her bad side though.
I like calayah.
yes calayah is fabulous.
by Vic 😏 February 19, 2021
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calamaris

The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.
Improper - Calamaris are yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!
by MR May 7, 2003
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calama

a small city in the shithole of the world being the atacama desert. poverty ridden with a population of wild dogs matching the human population. located in the country chile on the continent south america
Have you heard of calama?

Camela?
by gerwinator2246 August 13, 2008
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Cabasa

A percussion instrument made with loops of steel ball chain wrapped around textured metal on a wide cylinder with an attached handle. Usually made of wood or plastic. Sound is produced when the loops are scraped over the metal. Similar to the shekere, and African instrument with a net of strung beads over a hollowed out gourd.
The percussion section was hot! Did you see the girl playing the cabasa?!
by roadhouse queen November 19, 2011
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Calamari

The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.
A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).
by Daisy27 December 18, 2012
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Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke
Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.
by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009
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