Reverse calamari

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice

The old reverse calamari

by Ben Percey July 7, 2022

Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.

And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!

by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022

Supreme Calamari

Something from calamity mod idk I never played it

Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh

by KangarooWife.com January 30, 2023

Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf

Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!

by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025