The slum of Alberta. Home to alot of sluts and metrosexuals. Everyone there says Calgary should be capital of Alberta, but its already the mullet capital of Canada.
Edmonton- Worlds largest shopping mall and indoor amusment park
Calgary- Worlds larges mullet and smelliest indoor brothel
Calgary- Worlds larges mullet and smelliest indoor brothel
by Edmon tonkixass May 31, 2005
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A word used by a bunch of ignorant Edmontonian (and other people outside of Calgary) UD users so that they feel so "proudly". As a Calgarian, I believe this is bullshit because we are fighting one another on which city is better and shoving their opinions on which city is better down other people's throats. Newsflash, we are all the same. This doesn't apply just to Calgary, but other Cites that get some trash talking from UD users from other cities. Can't we unite? All this bigotry and hate is making us Canadians look like Americans!
If Edmonton was full of white people and Calgary was full of black people, Edmontonian UD users would go nastier and more ignorant by obviously saying Calgary sucks and then go too far by calling Calgary a "a city filled with a bunch of evil n*ggers"
Canadians Unite!
Canadians Unite!
by Ay Carumba December 25, 2007
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by shrooks January 24, 2005
Get the calamari mug.The second best city in Alberta. For the best, see Edmonton. Contrary to the popular belief of Calgarians, Edmonton deserves to be the capital.
Person 1: Let's go to Calgary
Person 2: Why? Edmonton is better. It has a better football team and the biggest mall in the world.
Person 1: You're right, dawg.
Person 2: Why? Edmonton is better. It has a better football team and the biggest mall in the world.
Person 1: You're right, dawg.
by Paddy H April 10, 2005
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Q: Dude, who is worse the Gadhafi government or Calgary Transit?
A: They’ll both burn in the depths of hell
A: They’ll both burn in the depths of hell
by sheepvomit April 28, 2011
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When I was at my cousin's house in the south of the city, I walked down the path that led away from his backyard and stood on the edge of the hill. Before me was a vast exapnse of brown covered in rows upon rows of cookie-cutter suburbs with no trees. Everything was so new, so spread out and so ugly. If one said the city had a soul, this would be it.
Edmonton is well on its way to becoming like this.
When I was at my cousin's house in the south of the city, I walked down the path that led away from his backyard and stood on the edge of the hill. Before me was a vast exapnse of brown covered in rows upon rows of cookie-cutter suburbs with no trees. Everything was so new, so spread out and so ugly. If one said the city had a soul, this would be it.
Edmonton is well on its way to becoming like this.
There is nothing to which to compare Calgary, at least not that I know of. Its lifelessness is one of a kind.
by Colonel Graff June 18, 2009
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