Caffeine and Kilos

What real athletes wear in and outside of the gym.

“Did you see that guys Caffeine and Kilos shirt? I’ll bet he lifts more than me.”

by Team CK November 24, 2021

Caffeine

Caffeine is a drug approved because of so many athletes using it, caffeine is a stimulant that block receptors telling you you’re tired, there’s caffeine in coffee and Coke Zero, lethal dosage of caffeine is 10g but 1g will likely make you feel like shit

Do you drink caffeine, yes I’m addicted too it

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021

caffeine is down

when someone is feeling with low energy and they want to have the sensation of feeling pleasure physically and/or emotionaly

"damn bro, my caffeine is down, can you cheer me up please? ;)"

by orangedonut October 13, 2020

Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.

"Bruh, do not eve bump your gums before 9am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."

by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025

caffeine normalcy

When you have been needing caffeine to function for a while now, hence you forgot the last time you weren't dependant on black coffee or caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin — even though you were once too young to need caffeine

I can't remember the last time I went a whole day without Tombocantuxin caffeine pills; at this point, caffeine normalcy feels like a requirement just to get out of bed!

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

Caffeine Roulette

When you take in an excess amount of caffeine before bed in hopes of falling asleep before the caffeine takes effect.

“You’re getting caffeine this late??”
“Yeah man, caffeine roulette!”

by Zakxd November 28, 2021