caffeineaholic

drinking a venti tons-o-caffeine at 9am, losing your mind to the point where you randomly scream and clap due to excitement about unexciting events, and then wanting to drink another one after the first one is gone.

Hillary was diagnosed as a caffeineaholic when after an extreme intake of caffeine she screamed and clapped excitedly after announcing she only got four hours of sleep and woke up not knowing where she was.

by Hillface17 March 20, 2010

Chaffed

Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.

Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.

Frank that's the second one of those hubs that you've chaffed, you fucking animal.

by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019

caffled

To be so intoxicated by the uses of a mixture of drugs in such a state, that one feels like just falling to the floor, or 'caffling'.

'wow, adz is so fucked, think hes gonna caffle'
'im absolutely caffled man'
'imma caffle outttttttt'

by Adzman :D September 5, 2009

caffer lover

Derived from Soth Africa: white person who loves / likes black Africans or people of ethnic groups

Your a fucking caffer lover

by Peter Jamie Anderson June 12, 2005

Caffe Nerd

This is the real name of a well known coffee shop, where like people meet.

Caffe Nerd must not be confused with Caffe Nero, a common misspelling.

by Den Keger May 8, 2006

caffeineivore

n. any person whose diet consist solely of coffee

Holy shit Jim hasn't slept in weeks! He is either addicted to speed or is a caffeineivore!

by rocketmantra! March 24, 2010

caffeinhated

To be disliked by others because of your caffeine intake

"The lazy people at work don't like me because I'm hyper and get a lot done. I'm so caffeinhated."

"When I'm drinking coffee at work the Mormons won't talk to me. I might be caffeinhated."

by Linosova May 13, 2010