custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!

I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!

by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011

Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009

Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

custard brother

Brothers because they have stirred each other's custard - being that they have made love to the same woman and stirred man custard.

Brookesy did you do Anna ? YES. YAY.. we are custard brothers.

by Kadelly August 22, 2017

Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.

My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018