custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!

I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!

by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011

custard brother

Brothers because they have stirred each other's custard - being that they have made love to the same woman and stirred man custard.

Brookesy did you do Anna ? YES. YAY.. we are custard brothers.

by Kadelly August 22, 2017

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017